ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
Oh god what have I done!?
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
“You know him? It?” asked Ombric, visibly surprised.
“We know he is a him, not an it,” replied a tallish Lama.
“We know he has a vast knowledge,” said another.
“We know he is difficult to know,” said the shortest.
“We know he prefers to be unknown,” said one of the others.
“We’ve heard he likes eggs,” said another.
“… and chocolate,” added the shortest one.